I used to think people could change if you gave them enough encouragement, but now I realize people never change. They're always the same, inside. They just choose to make different decisions in different situations.

Sadly I seem to be making the same decisions. And now I'm all out of booze.

I hope Gintoki is alright.

Hahaha, an unexpected turn of events.

Oh god, can I cry now?

Haha, that joke is getting stale, you know. Pretty soon I won't be laughing anymore, especially because you've stolen my drinking partner from me and it's been a cat's age since I've been as drunk as I'd like.

Is there anywhere in this city where I can get a pair of walkie talkies? They're for very legitimate use, I assure you!